Hollywood DC: Lights! Camera! Election! (Click on title for official site.)

















Oct. 23 - Nov. 8: World of Wonder Gallery politically slap-happy group show, hosted by Heidi and Spencer from "The Hills"

Come on!

Brilliant

Selma is on fire

Happy B-day Mr. Lennon

I generally don't like hippies but I do agree that War Is Over If You Want It.

Canter's celebrates 60 years on Fairfax with hot deal

On Oct. 14, the venerable deli and restaurant will serve thousands of its famous corned beef sandwiches on rye (with a side of potato salad plus a chocolate rugula, baked on site) for just 60 cents a pop to celebrate 60 years at the current Fairfax Avenue location. The 60-cent special will take place from noon until midnight and, of course, comes with a pickle. For more info on Canter's click here. (Via L.A. Times.) (Photo by Bob Carey / Los Angeles Times )

God Save the Cream!

We mean it man.
Here's Johnny (Rotten) Lydon's new butter commercial. Enjoy.

Danzig

Here's the original. Sorta.

Danzig/Shakira duet?

Mr. T Covers Danzig

Super Marcus

Please don't click on the picture. I beg of you! Please!

Today's Birthday Whores

Brian Wilson and Zooey Deschanel

BE YOUR OWN PET


The name of the band is Be Your Own Pet.
The name of the song is 'The Kelly Affair'.

Shirley Manson appears as a T-1000 liquid Terminator who morphs into a urinal on The Sarah Connor Chronicles



Shirley Manson's CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer. The more contact She has with humans, the more she learns.

Large Hadron Rap

Large Hadron Collider "Actually Worked"

So, in honor of our planet not being destroyed today, I give you this.

Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci and Nicole Richie at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2009 - DKNY

For some reason I really feel like making a sandwich right now. A WCN sandwich.

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head




Natalie Portman's Shaved Head is the name of the band. Sophisticated Side Ponytail is the name of the song.

Kim Kardashian washes her vajayjay

Katy Perry Gets Plastered



Katy Perry gets those 32D's plastered to help support the fight against breast cancer.

Acid Tongue preview by Jenny Lewis

David Byrne and Brian Eno's new album

Relearn to drive with Lil Loca

The Roaming Phone Series

Sewer? I don't even know her!

The Roaming Phone Series

Feeling flushed.

One day, you'll be cool



If you say so Zooey.

Katy Perry / Zooey Deschanel

Katy Perry / Zooey Deschanel. Discuss.

The Roaming Phone Series

Power lunch couple.

The Roaming Phone Series

When strangers meet.

The Roaming Phone Series

The Roaming Phone Series

The Roaming Phone Series

The Roaming Phone Series

The Roaming Phone Series

The Roaming Phone Series

MARIA DANIELA Y SU SONIDO LASSER DRAKAR

MARIA DANIELA Y SU SONIDO LASSER DRAKAR performing 'MIEDO'.

FACA



Faca performing 'Mi Deporte Favorito'.

Jermaine Jackson backed up by Spud and Pud

George Dennis Patrick Carlin R.I.P.(May 12 1937– June 22, 2008)

For George.

Here is the original Carlin comedy routine that caused the Fracas.

"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.

We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.

And words, you know the seven don't you? Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like cocksucker and motherfucker. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. CocksuckerMotherfuckerCocksucker. It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.

And we mentioned shit earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. Piss and Cunt. The reason Piss and Cunt are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind Fuck and Shit, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you fuckers, I am going to tinkle now.'

And of course the word Fuck. The word Fuck, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word fuck is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word fuck, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna fuck ya now. But we're gonna fuck ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' rap on that word. I hope so.

Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.

But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cock crowed three times.''Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Curt Gowdy [mis-spelled in original transcription.] to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no."

We Are The World Japanese Style

Just watch it foo.

Music Vest

I seriously need this shit for when I go jogging so I can bump some 'Poak Chops' by Tamechi while I get my sweat on.

Evolution of Zeffon the Man Bat

Animation by Big Bad Bert.

Telephone, versión Marta Mendez

Jenny Lewis cooking tips

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Diablo interviews Cusack